Entering your thirties can be a truly challenging time in life. The initial celebration is great and all, who does not love a dirty 30?
But then reality sinks in. You are THIRTY years old. You are no longer young, carefree and in your twenties. But at least you’re flirty, thirty and thriving.
It is easy to say that thirty is the new twenty. Yet, that does not change the way our body works.
Hangovers are still ten-million times worse at that point in life, and not to mention, our metabolism does not seem to be working as fast as it once did – love handles, anyone? (Well, at least high-waisted jeans are back in style!)
Of course, there are seberal positives to being in your thirties. You are finally getting somewhere with your career, you are making enough money to pay all your bills and at least there is always Botox for those wrinkles that are starting to set in on your forehead.
Take a look at the following brutally honest tweets about life in your thirties. Can you relate to them? Please share your thoughts in the comments below.
Basically all of your thirties is wondering how 2 drinks can provoke a 48-hour hangover.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) February 22, 2019
In your thirties New Year's Eve gets good again because you stop ruining your life trying to have a year's worth of fun in eight hours.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 24, 2016
Welcome to your 30s. You have a favorite reusable shopping bag now.
— Witchy Woman (@dreamthievin) October 24, 2017
are we all having the experience where it seems every single person in their late 20s/early 30s is making their own bread now
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) May 21, 2019
The hardest thing about dating in your mid-thirties is that all of the guys my age who want a girlfriend already have a wife.
— 🗡🖤🔪ficklenuts🗡🖤🔪 (@ficklenuts) May 9, 2019
Welcome to your 30s. You now have Home Advil and Purse Advil.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 7, 2017
Still being single at 32 just means I statistically avoided my first divorce.
— Logan (@NeverLostout) January 2, 2019
95% of conversations w/friends in your 30s:
— Ben Carlson (@awealthofcs) May 28, 2019
Great to see you it’s been too long. How are things?
Great! The kids are keeping us busy
Tell me about it
Hey we should get together some time
Totally let’s make it happen
[repeat every 6 months & never make actual plans]
my teens: everything is awesome
— beth, one of the squad (@bourgeoisalien) October 17, 2017
my twenties: everything is OK
my thirties: everything hurts and i'm dying
"What is life in your 30s like?"
— Karen K. Ho (@karenkho) July 19, 2017
"You get excited about a restaurant's location because it's close to Target and you need to buy soap."
Me in my 20's: *dresses like I'm on the catwalk*
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) October 4, 2017
Me in my 30's: *dresses like I walk cats*
if anyone's wondering how my 30s are going, i just ordered some algae pills
— dj recycling support peacock ⌛️🌍 (@chalravens) May 31, 2019
20s: Rage Against The Machine
— [crying in spanish] (@SortaBad) October 4, 2017
30s: Rage Against Literally Everything
The Facebook birthday posts you get in your thirties are a good reminder that the vast majority of your former classmates are married now.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) September 27, 2017
Welcome to your 30s. You're continually stunned to find that 1998 was not 10 years ago.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 6, 2017
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