
One of the most significant things about marriage is to have a sense of humor, in sickness and in health, as long as both partners shall tweet.
And for the following hilarious husbands, they seem like they've gotten the memo.

That using five paper towels just to wipe out a Ziploc bag possibly is not that smart.
Recycling is hard.

Finding that perfect ratio is difficult.
Even though he loves you, he made THE EXACT amount.
You are on your own.
Try again.

Didn’t you know?
You are supposed to read her mind.

May the Force be with you.
Do not go the dark side.
The horror!

And mason jars that people just use as mason jars.
Pin, pin, pin.
Blah, blah, blah.

Or, instead, the speaking punishment.
Depending on the situation.
Maturity is overrated.

It is kind of challenging to talk with all that candy in your mouth.
That is certainly a thought to chew on.
Honey-do lists.

*Sees wife putting away folded laundry*
So, do you need help folding laundry?

Sometimes you breathe too loud.
It depends on the day, but we still love you — when you are quiet.
It is getting hot in here.

The final result?
Approximately 72 degrees when he is home.
When he's gone?
All bets are off — and the heat is on.
Wise words.

If she is in line at the store with a cart of wine and chocolate?
Always let her go first.
Going Italian.

No!
Not the lasagna!
Timing is everything.
Huh?

I don’t know.
Did you hear something?
Putting words in your mouth.

It is two-way communication.
She says something, and you communicate by a series of nods and smiles.
Double trouble.

Perhaps she wanted the top bunk instead?
Either way, that’s probably a pretty effective birth control method.
Sweetheart spam.

“But I…”
“I said UNSUBSCRIBE!”

No matter where you go, no matter what you do…
She'll find you and put you to work.
Brace yourself.

It’s horrible.
Can’t go to the store, can’t do laundry.
Simply tragic.
Cut and dry.

Everybody knows you don’t use the decorative towels.
That’s why they are called decorative towels.
You better shop around.

Well…?
Do we?
The answer is always “yes.” You always need something from the store.
Man's best friend.

After all, every dog needs a good wardrobe.
How's that stupid stuff?
Sorry. I tried.

And what's this “pan” that you speak of?
I believe we should just order in…
The things you learn...

It always goes on the top shelf to the right.
Everybody knows that, dude.
Carved in stone.

Thou shall not put the milk away wrong.
Thou shall not load the dishwasher in any way other than the way you are asked to.
Clip and save.

But who doesn’t want to save 35 cents on dish soap?
Bill.
Bill does not want to save 35 cents on dish soap.
Two-for-one.

See?
Now here is a man who knows how to use coupons.
Surprise!

Well…
Were you?
Shop and save.

Three hours later:
I believe we should order out.
Animal magnetism.

That one just sealed the deal.
She couldn’t it bear it anymore.
Early returns.

Yeah, maybe do not go through her closet without permission.
At least your heart was in the right place, even if the donation wasn’t.
Drama!

It’s quite a performance.
Everybody loves a hero!
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