31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

One of the most significant things about marriage is to have a sense of humor, in sickness and in health, as long as both partners shall tweet.


And for the following hilarious husbands, they seem like they've gotten the memo.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

That using five paper towels just to wipe out a Ziploc bag possibly is not that smart.


Recycling is hard.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Finding that perfect ratio is difficult.


Even though he loves you, he made THE EXACT amount.


You are on your own.


Try again.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Didn’t you know?


You are supposed to read her mind.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

May the Force be with you.


Do not go the dark side.


The horror!


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

And mason jars that people just use as mason jars.


Pin, pin, pin.


Blah, blah, blah.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Or, instead, the speaking punishment.


Depending on the situation.


Maturity is overrated.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

It is kind of challenging to talk with all that candy in your mouth.


That is certainly a thought to chew on.


Honey-do lists.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

*Sees wife putting away folded laundry*


So, do you need help folding laundry?


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Sometimes you breathe too loud.


It depends on the day, but we still love you — when you are quiet.


It is getting hot in here.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

The final result?


Approximately 72 degrees when he is home.


When he's gone?


All bets are off — and the heat is on.


Wise words.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

If she is in line at the store with a cart of wine and chocolate?


Always let her go first.


Going Italian.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

No!


Not the lasagna!


Timing is everything.


Huh?


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

I don’t know.


Did you hear something?


Putting words in your mouth.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

It is two-way communication.


She says something, and you communicate by a series of nods and smiles.


Double trouble.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Perhaps she wanted the top bunk instead?


Either way, that’s probably a pretty effective birth control method.


Sweetheart spam.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

“But I…”


“I said UNSUBSCRIBE!”


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

No matter where you go, no matter what you do…


She'll find you and put you to work.


Brace yourself.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

It’s horrible.


Can’t go to the store, can’t do laundry.


Simply tragic.


Cut and dry.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Everybody knows you don’t use the decorative towels.


That’s why they are called decorative towels.


You better shop around.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Well…?


Do we?


The answer is always “yes.” You always need something from the store.


Man's best friend.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

After all, every dog needs a good wardrobe.


How's that stupid stuff?


Sorry. I tried.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

And what's this “pan” that you speak of?


I believe we should just order in…


The things you learn...


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

It always goes on the top shelf to the right.


Everybody knows that, dude.


Carved in stone.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Thou shall not put the milk away wrong.


Thou shall not load the dishwasher in any way other than the way you are asked to.


Clip and save.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

But who doesn’t want to save 35 cents on dish soap?


Bill.


Bill does not want to save 35 cents on dish soap.


Two-for-one.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

See?


Now here is a man who knows how to use coupons.


Surprise!


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Well…


Were you?


Shop and save.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Three hours later:


I believe we should order out.


Animal magnetism.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

That one just sealed the deal.


She couldn’t it bear it anymore.


Early returns.


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

Yeah, maybe do not go through her closet without permission.


At least your heart was in the right place, even if the donation wasn’t.


Drama!


31 Amusing Tweets Many Husbands Will Relate To

It’s quite a performance.


Everybody loves a hero!

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